• Height: 5'2", which is pretty big for a rat

  • Fav Food: berries and cheese left suspiciously out in the open

  • Weakness: giant mouse traps

  • Pronouns: they/them or he/him

lex is everybody's laid-back, charismatic, slightly snarky but very sincere best friend. he is always down to fuck around with jester but also always down to help nabil cook. they care a lot about everyone, but especially can essentially get lex to do anything if you offer them cheese.


  • Species: common entity

  • Equipt: cheese knife (+2 piercing dmg)

  • Height: normally 1'6"ft, but varies

  • Pronouns: she/her, they/them, we/us

mawie is the strangest, most unpredictable friend. she can be sweet, she can be dangerous, she can be everywhere... and in multiple places? mawie never means any harm, she just has a naturally chaotic energy.mawies can come with many different colours on their cheeks, but seem to share one consciousness and personality. she has the tendency to lose control of her corporeal form.


  • Species: impling

  • Ability: being annoying

  • Hobbies: editing celebrity photos on wikipedia to make them slightly more content-aware-scaled every few days

  • Pronouns: they/them

jester is the impulisve voice in the back of everybody's head, egging them on to do the awful thing they otherwise not thinking about. they were brought into this world to make mischief, but they can't help but be nice sometimes to their lovable friends.jester has itchy teeth and loves to bite and eat things. keep your fingers away.


  • Shirt Size: children's large

  • Shoe Size: adult's large

  • Go-To Beverage: extra large coffee

  • Pronouns: he/him

skiff is the only one in the group with a stable job, which unfortunately dons him the role of "the responsible one." he has very little patience for shenanigans, but enjoys the fun of being with this group of weirdos too.skiff feels the most responsible for taking care of Ro-V, but also seems to be the only one that can keep jester in check.


  • Equipt: baseball cap (+1 perception)

  • Occupation: food and beverage review streamer

  • Go-To Beverage: "mawnster energy: melon mash blaster flavour"

  • Pronouns: he/him or they/them

kicks is a happy go-lucky guy, with a very athletic and energetic life. he is often seen with his skateboard, which is quite proficient at using. his positive attitude renders him pretty invincible to the wild stuff that happens around him.despite his pretty normal appearance, kicks seems to be able to store an infinite amount of stuff inside his pouch.


  • Species: demigryph

  • Equipt: white apron (+2 culinary)

  • Hobbies: cooking, crafting and doing things perfectly or not at all

  • Pronouns: he/him

nabil is the friend that cares too much and thinks too hard about everything. he always looks stressed, he always looks tired, and for good reason - he lives with an imp and an infinite amount of chaos entities.his passion is cooking, which he is great at, but his many hours spent in the kitchen leaves him smelling like a rotisserie chicken, all of the time.


  • Species: simian palm

  • Height: 7'4"ft

  • Fav Food: bananas !!

  • Pronouns: she/her

sookie is a self-confident, somewhat naive friend. she has a passion for fashion, and loves to style her leafy hair. she is, by far, the tallest friend, and she won't hesitate to rub it in. despite her playful nature and general obliviousness, she genuinely cares for her friends.she always has a craving for bananas, she can eat a whole bunch in one sitting.


pronounced "Ro-Vee"

  • Fav Color: #ffa7b6

  • Fav Language: binary and C#

  • Height: 1'2" (head only, without wires)

  • Pronouns: she/her

ro-v is a curious robot, who has only started assimilating into the world of the rest of the friends. she was previously a security robot at a dark, dank facility, where she had literally never seen the light of day.after her reboot, she has had a fascination with the world, cultures, animals and especially the sky.


  • Occupation: evil wizard

  • Eye Color: pink (right) and blue (left)

  • Fav Spell: explode you

  • Pronouns: he/they

Laszlo is a local, professional evil wizard. he doesn't really know any of the others, but seems to have some kind of obsession with cursing Lex specifically. besides lex and Jester, no one seems to really believe laszlo exists.their appearance and anatomy are very unclear. they have pointy ears and a tail, and seem to have a mouth under their hat, but their hands/gloves are fully empty and assumed to be controlled by magic.

coming soon...

you must be early, this character is yet to debut.


something soup is a collection of media involving the characters introduced on this website.something soup is animations, comics, art, maybe games in the future, just a broth of whatever tastes good. as long as it involves these funny little friends, it is "something soup".if you'd like to support the devlopment of this broth, please consider joining my ko-fi monthly memberships. you will get access to many WIPs and previous zines and music. thank you.x jesse zhang